Park is cool, bathroom is not

Our parents keep taking us with them to the PARK! That's so cool.

Everytime we come back from the PARK they have us washed. WATER! COLD! HATE! That's so not cool

Do I look wise here?

I asked her for water... she brought me gasoline

My Mom loves this singer and I think he's howling pretty fine.
I hate water. All of my family knows it. It's wet. How am I possibly able to like it?
But what is more stressing for me: they call me pathetic every time I get absolutely wet. But I'm not. Or.. Am I?