Good morning!

I think humans are very slow. They don't know how to have real fun! they need to be more energetic (esp when it's cold)
I mean. Ones you wake up, you play. Ones you play you are happy.
That's way I'd love to keep my toys as close to them as possible. Yes on the bed. Yes right before they wake up.
I don't know why they put us off the bed. I meaning only good.

When our parents are not around

When our parents are not around we sleep more and play more at thesame  time. It depends on who's in charge of us.
We sleep on pillows and we sleep in cars. Did I ever told you that the best way is simply to lay under the blanket doing pretty much nothing but your sleep? Let me tell you a secret: it's awesome but keep your brother's fat ass as far from your face as possible

Sleepy

Sleeping is my hobby. When it's comfy I sleep. When I'm sleepy I sleep. If you don't know what to do - sleep or play.

If your daddy is teasing you... sleep. What else can you do? You'll look pretty and he would look silly then.

Pathetic humans. 

Bow-wow